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I'm Peyton. 21. Hairstylist.

I like fat birds, pugs, curly hair, sfx, makeup.

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lord-kitschener:

The top comment on the YouTube video says all you need to know:

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misspsychotic:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

Joe.

Talk shit get hit.

best delivery of a verbal bitch slap in cinematic history.

rnushroom:

waiting for someone to text back like

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thesylverlining:

i feel like i am watching a magical girl transformation

thesylverlining:

i feel like i am watching a magical girl transformation

fakhrafakhra:

stunningpicture:

Chinese doctors bowing down to an 11 year old boy diagnosed with brain cancer who managed to save several lives by donating his organs to the hospital he was being treated shortly before his death.

This should go to history.

fakhrafakhra:

stunningpicture:

Chinese doctors bowing down to an 11 year old boy diagnosed with brain cancer who managed to save several lives by donating his organs to the hospital he was being treated shortly before his death.

This should go to history.

fivehundredrevolutions:

He knows what he’s done. But he’s in too deep to back out now.

fivehundredrevolutions:

He knows what he’s done. But he’s in too deep to back out now.

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rambling-insanity:

fadeintocase:

I don’t understand how people can shower in like five minutes I mean I can go as fast as I can I still have to shampoo my hair and condition my hair and scrub myself and shave and cut myself shaving and use the blood in my summoning of the dark lord then travel to another dimension to ward off my enemies then come back and dry off how do you do that in five minutes

2 in 1 shampoo/conditioner

FUCK

OF COURSE

supermoclel:

are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares 

nippled:

*throws flower petals at you* be my friend

senpai-has-noticed-you:

sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by sicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg

Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
Cookies: Freudian psychology.
Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
Ice: The sweet release of death.